For every step you try to take to the top,
there’s a person who stops to grab your foot.
For every plan you map out towards success,
there’s a person who wants to turn your plans to soot.
For every smile you flash just because,
there’s a person who thinks that you’re just being phony.
For every triumph you celebrate with others,
there’s a person who aims to piss upon your glory.
If you see that foot grabber,
step on his fingertips.
I got your back!
If you see that person with lighter fluid
near your stack of papers,
I got a match
so stays the hell back.
If you see the whistle blower of phony,
feel free to cry out “Bologna”
If I see the person try to spray urine your way
I’ll say, “Sorry about that
but the restroom’s this way.”